Mike crapped this out on Friday, January 16, 2015 at 8:40 AM.

More massage-promising magical tights need to be just socks.

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More African countries need to turn into new ways to laugh.

Mike crapped this out on Sunday, January 4, 2015 at 9:54 PM.

More people need to go upstairs to take off their hat.

Mike crapped this out on Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 8:30 AM.

More random sentences need to be prefaced by selected semantically-empty interest phrases.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, November 24, 2014 at 9:13 AM.

More software updates need to be small and gentle.

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Mike crapped this out on Friday, October 17, 2014 at 10:28 AM.

More fractals need to be infinitely wiggly on an infinitely small scale.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, September 22, 2014 at 9:53 AM.

More douchebags need to confront their own douchebaggery.

Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, September 17, 2014 at 11:41 AM.

More pictures need to be accurate representations of what things look like.

Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, September 17, 2014 at 8:46 AM.

More friends need to get super dumb at Google.