More massage-promising magical tights need to be just socks.
More African countries need to turn into new ways to laugh.
More people need to go upstairs to take off their hat.
More random sentences need to be prefaced by selected semantically-empty interest phrases.
More software updates need to be small and gentle.
More pugs need to be hugged.
More fractals need to be infinitely wiggly on an infinitely small scale.
More douchebags need to confront their own douchebaggery.
More pictures need to be accurate representations of what things look like.
More friends need to get super dumb at Google.