Mike crapped this out on Thursday, April 16, 2015 at 12:21 AM.

More previous, working, answers need to be dirty and inelegant.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 13, 2015 at 9:13 AM.

More games need to be mixed hot as fuck.

Mike crapped this out on Thursday, April 9, 2015 at 1:03 PM.

More websites probably need to be put out to pasture.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, March 23, 2015 at 10:43 PM.
Mike crapped this out on Thursday, February 19, 2015 at 10:53 PM.

More games need to come to whatever platforms make sense.

Mike crapped this out on Friday, January 16, 2015 at 8:40 AM.

More massage-promising magical tights need to be just socks.

Mike crapped this out on Thursday, January 15, 2015 at 10:46 AM.

More African countries need to turn into new ways to laugh.

Mike crapped this out on Sunday, January 4, 2015 at 9:54 PM.

More people need to go upstairs to take off their hat.

Mike crapped this out on Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 8:30 AM.

More random sentences need to be prefaced by selected semantically-empty interest phrases.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, November 24, 2014 at 9:13 AM.

More software updates need to be small and gentle.