More blog posts need to assert that they were first posted on the blog on which they were posted.
More orgasms need to be faker than Brendan Fraser's hairline.
More MMOs need to be put into time holes.
More moms' faces need to look like electric toothbrushes.
More written letters need to be Championship Wackadoodle.
More parking fees need to create havoc for local residents.
More problems need to do your nut in.
More educational underpinnings need to be legit.
More people need to be given less happy.
More shorts need to be ridiculous, hate crimes aside.