Mike crapped this out on Thursday, December 11, 2014 at 8:30 AM.

More random sentences need to be prefaced by selected semantically-empty interest phrases.

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More software updates need to be small and gentle.

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Mike crapped this out on Friday, October 17, 2014 at 10:28 AM.

More fractals need to be infinitely wiggly on an infinitely small scale.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, September 22, 2014 at 9:53 AM.

More douchebags need to confront their own douchebaggery.

Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, September 17, 2014 at 11:41 AM.

More pictures need to be accurate representations of what things look like.

Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, September 17, 2014 at 8:46 AM.

More friends need to get super dumb at Google.

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More images need to have their utility undermined.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, August 18, 2014 at 4:08 PM.