More obvious numerology-related entries need to be 4v01d3d.
More motivational speakers need to be unaware of what the Pearl Jam does with their cheese.
More web applications need to be upgraded to Rails 3.
More websites need to be IE 5 compatible.
More surprise Algonquin Indian attacks need to masquerade as internet communications.
More daters need to be put back in.
More website layouts need to completely change to ensure work for otherwise-unemployed developers.
More Jimmys need to add a "delete me" feature to the 5 minute edit window, or add the extra prompt to "login before submitting".
More sentences need to be followed by someone else saying, "that's what he said," and need to be funny because of gay.
More lunches need to be.