Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:44 PM.

More things need to be swung at with a lead pipe and missed.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:46 PM.

More Minnows need to leave on three-hour excursions.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:48 PM.

More portly gentlemen need to proclaim, "I'll eat anything".

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:50 PM.

More companies need to get into Whack-A-Mole type situations.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:51 PM.

More people need to get laid as a result of driving someone else to the airport.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:54 PM.

More knives need to stab actual bastards.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:55 PM.

More techniques need to be useful beyond initial assessment.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 8:57 PM.

More cheeseburgers need to be dipped in the packet.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 9:00 PM.

More web applications need to be deceptively simple.

Someone crapped this out on Sunday, February 7, 2010 at 9:04 PM.

More dreams need to include the words, "you cannot catch me because i am the fartmaster!"