More Christmas songs need to be sung by chipmunks.
More ambulance rides need to result in ice cream.
More websites need to be awesome like this.
More Old people need to Smoke Weed.
More countries need to increase the probability that you are Josh.
More dreams need to include the words, "you cannot catch me because i am the fartmaster!"
More email subjects need to be "JESUS" yet have nothing to do with carpentry.
More boogers need to be less salty.
More ugly people need to work on not being quite so ugly.
More people need to order cheeseburgers and fries from taco shops.