Jimmy crapped this out on Friday, May 17, 2013 at 11:01 AM.

More blog posts need to assert that they were first posted on the blog on which they were posted.

Jimmy crapped this out on Tuesday, May 14, 2013 at 4:23 PM.

More orgasms need to be faker than Brendan Fraser's hairline.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, May 13, 2013 at 11:25 AM.

More MMOs need to be put into time holes.

Mike crapped this out on Saturday, May 11, 2013 at 10:41 PM.

More moms' faces need to look like electric toothbrushes.

Mike crapped this out on Friday, May 10, 2013 at 8:49 AM.

More written letters need to be Championship Wackadoodle.

Kneel crapped this out on Thursday, May 9, 2013 at 10:44 PM.

More parking fees need to create havoc for local residents.

Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, May 1, 2013 at 1:12 PM.
Jimmy crapped this out on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 7:25 PM.

More educational underpinnings need to be legit.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 29, 2013 at 6:59 PM.

More people need to be given less happy.

Jimmy crapped this out on Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 4:20 AM.

More shorts need to be ridiculous, hate crimes aside.