Mike crapped this out on Tuesday, April 6, 2010 at 11:07 AM.

More bored people who speak non-English need to come to the conclusion to Yo Dawg their own language.

Mike crapped this out on Tuesday, April 6, 2010 at 7:20 AM.

More dreams need to involve a hose, naturally.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 5, 2010 at 1:51 PM.

More things need to be as relevant as anything.

Jimmy crapped this out on Monday, April 5, 2010 at 12:50 PM.

More people need to create personalized email alerts so they'll never miss another headbanging concert.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 5, 2010 at 8:46 AM.

More online conversations need to be interrupted to contend with cat drama.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, April 5, 2010 at 7:35 AM.

More people need to use the power of the web to become ubiquitous in the marketplace.

Jimmy crapped this out on Monday, April 5, 2010 at 1:02 AM.

More spice weasels need to provide good blasts.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, April 4, 2010 at 11:42 PM.

More people need to be unable to have the toxicity in their life.

Jimmy crapped this out on Sunday, April 4, 2010 at 12:51 AM.

More unemployed cousins need to use Smash Mouth songs as ringtones.

Mike crapped this out on Friday, April 2, 2010 at 11:39 PM.

More babies need to be dropped into hollow cylinders, like a log, for example.