More bored people who speak non-English need to come to the conclusion to Yo Dawg their own language.
More dreams need to involve a hose, naturally.
More things need to be as relevant as anything.
More people need to create personalized email alerts so they'll never miss another headbanging concert.
More online conversations need to be interrupted to contend with cat drama.
More people need to use the power of the web to become ubiquitous in the marketplace.
More spice weasels need to provide good blasts.
More people need to be unable to have the toxicity in their life.
More unemployed cousins need to use Smash Mouth songs as ringtones.
More babies need to be dropped into hollow cylinders, like a log, for example.