Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, August 21, 2013 at 8:30 AM.

More phone-talking cocker spaniel guys need to play the harmonica.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, August 19, 2013 at 10:30 AM.

More shmage needs to be double-dipped.

Jimmy crapped this out on Wednesday, August 14, 2013 at 8:25 PM.

More developers need to be up Shit Creek when the UI changes.

Mike crapped this out on Wednesday, August 14, 2013 at 11:38 AM.

More professors need to be obsessed with plant fucking.

Jimmy crapped this out on Wednesday, August 7, 2013 at 4:13 AM.

More so-called services need to be tried out.

Jimmy crapped this out on Tuesday, August 6, 2013 at 5:12 AM.

More strength needs to be gathered to bite a lollipop.

Jimmy crapped this out on Saturday, August 3, 2013 at 9:35 PM.

More Twitter users need to have "thoughts."

Kneel crapped this out on Thursday, July 25, 2013 at 11:34 PM.

More Nazi megaweapons need to be made possible by viewers like you.

Mike crapped this out on Thursday, July 25, 2013 at 2:15 PM.

More whips need to be swung squagonally.

Mike crapped this out on Thursday, July 25, 2013 at 11:56 AM.

More announcements you are about to read need to be canon.