Mike crapped this out on Monday, October 7, 2013 at 3:12 PM.
Mike crapped this out on Friday, October 4, 2013 at 8:52 AM.

More sentient tongues need to be housed in fleshy sarcophagi.

Mike crapped this out on Monday, September 30, 2013 at 3:43 PM.

More dumbassedness needs to slide because of layered vocals.

Someone crapped this out on Sunday, September 29, 2013 at 11:26 PM.

More pork cooking time estimates need to come in handy.

Mike crapped this out on Saturday, September 28, 2013 at 9:26 PM.

More friends need to be told if their FSH is borderline.

Jimmy crapped this out on Friday, September 13, 2013 at 12:30 AM.

More plus-sized bitches need to be monkeybars.

Someone crapped this out on Thursday, September 12, 2013 at 5:13 AM.
Jimmy crapped this out on Tuesday, September 10, 2013 at 12:46 PM.
Jimmy crapped this out on Tuesday, September 10, 2013 at 4:36 AM.

More steak/flatulence situations need to be entered and exited via jetpacks.

Jimmy crapped this out on Monday, September 9, 2013 at 11:47 PM.

More first dates need to restore faith in dating.