More Christmas songs need to be sung by chipmunks.
More boogers need to be less salty.
More websites need to be IE 5 compatible.
More Old people need to Smoke Weed.
More dreams need to include the words, "you cannot catch me because i am the fartmaster!"
More tuna needs to be eaten on.
More ugly people need to work on not being quite so ugly.
More Texas need to snow less ;).
More trash cans need to be genius.
More websites need to be rife with security holes.